I’m losing my pe.nis after breaking up with my baby mama – Man cries for help

A young man took to social media to share an awkward incident that occurred to him. This happened to him immediately after his breakup with his baby mama, he claims, and it has left him in a state of confusion.

He shared his sad experience with popular social media coach Auntie Momoza, and in the post, he stated that his manh00d has been decreasing since breaking up with his baby mama.

The post reads;

“Hi Auntie. Please keep me anonymous. Something weird is happening since I broke up with my baby mama. The size of my dick is decreasing. It was more than 16 centimetres long when I was with her. After our break up it decreases by 1 centimetre every month. If it continues with this pace my dick will disappear before Easter next year. Anything I can do to fix this?”

Some reactions the post got are;

Lesego Maake – My cousin had the same problem after breaking up with his baby mama. I advised him to go sleep with his baby mama twice a month to counter the problem. In that way whenever he lost a centimetre he would gain two centimetres after sleeping with the baby mama twice a month. Mathematically speaking, his dick made a profit of 1 centimetre every month.

Life is easy.

Obakeng Prince Kutumela – You just moved from resorts swimming pool to Durban ocean nothing to do with ur size 😂😂

Pearl Rambuda – Go to sangomas wenna, dey are dere only ones who can offer solutions caz obvious dis has something to do with witchcraft.

Chikondi Kapito – The solution is very simple,just go back to your baby mama.Problem solved😁😁😆