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Ladies surprise zaddy with a tomtom and ice cube

I know so many people are going to find this naughty. Heck, it’s about a naughty treat reserved for couples who want to bring some zazz in their relationships. The goal of this piece is for our dear ladies to give it as a treat for this year’s Father’s Day which falls on 18th June.

First of all, TomTom is a menthol sweet used to cure cough or mild throat infections. Personally, I love chewing TomTom and drinking water on top, I just love the extreme menthol effect. That’s why I wasn’t surprised when I heard that some people had introduced TomTom as item 13 (refreshments) for their bedroom meetings.

As for ice cubes, I get shocked anytime people tell me they’ve never used ice cubes in the bedroom before! Like! I heard of ice cubes being used ages ago when people were buying ice blocks and breaking them into pieces. That’s before fridges became a household item oh. You ain’t put a cube on your tongue and touched the tip of the sisimulator before? Eiiii, then you’ve been missing out.

So, let’s talk about the combination of the two as a Father’s Day special.

FATHER’S DAY SPECIAL 

Method 1

To our sisters, pour quite a few ice cubes into a cup and set it beside you. Put the TomTom in your mouth and lick it a bit. Now role the ice cubes around his rod and blow the minty breath slightly on it. Trembling and hardening will follow for mounting and riding purposes .

Method 2 

Put one ice cube in your mouth for as long as you can stand it. Rub the TomTom a bit in your hand to melt slightly and rub it on his rod. Blow the cold breath on it and fill your mouth with his rod. It’s like when you put a pestle into a mortar, perfect fit .

Even though this piece is for men, I can’t go without thinking of my sisters’ enjoyment. You can decide to travel back into time into the year 69 with her by the doing the following.

Method 1

Lick the Tomtom, drink the water and drink her up.

Method 2

Rub the TomTom on her Kumilaslas, put a cube in your mouth and lick.

Why TomTom and ice cubes? 

That’s because there are so many ways to enjoy yourselves in the red room and this is one of the ways. However, you must ensure an immediate bath since sugar impacts our productive system negatively.

Note: don’t follow any joke to buy aboniki and use it oh. Aboniki is a slow riser. It’s like when you see a sleeping dog and hit it but it ignores you only for you to walk away, turn back, and suddenly see the dog chasing after you. Aboniki will pretend that it hasn’t made any contact with your skin. Just count 10 seconds and you’ll shout so loud that your ancestors will hear you and think you’re running mad.

So ladies, make sure you buy TomTom against Father’s Day and share your special booty call stories with us later. Enjoy! 

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