A man, who confessed to newsmen that he was ‘flying’ from Ghana airport, to attend a meeting in the United Kingdom, before watching a football match going on simultaneously in the coven, also in the United Kingdom, was, yesterday, discovered at Ajogodo River, Sapele, Delta State.
Fuel finished in my private jet; the confessed wizard said: “I was flying in with what is known in the physical realm as ‘Plantain Leaf,’ but it is my expensive private jet in the coven realm.
“It crashed me into this bridge when the fuel in it finished. My members will be here tonight to refuel it so I can continue my journey to the UK.
“I have to be in the UK to watch football because there is economic recession, unemployment, and inflation in Nigeria.”
